The Family That Snarks Together ...

TO:  Caroline, Sarah
FROM:    Dad
SUBJECT:    Mother's Day

I feel a moral imperative to boycott Mother's Day & perhaps motherhood itself. I just heard that Dubya endorsed both concepts.

Dad

TO:  Dad, Sarah
FROM:  Caroline
SUBJECT:  RE: Mother's Day

Forgot again, huh?

TO:  Caroline, Sarah
FROM:  Dad
SUBJECT:  RE:  Mother's Day

Kiss my a*s - I remembered way back around Thursday. Smart-mouth kid.


TO:  Dad, Sarah
FROM:   Caroline
SUBJECT:  Mother's Day

Holy moly.  What brought on that burst of intellectual prowess?   Usually you wait to remember until  Saturday.  Around 5 pm, generally.


TO:  Dad, Caroline
FROM:  Sarah
SUBJECT: Re:  Mother's Day

Dad's just ticked because Dubya showed him up. I bet Laura Bush and Barbara Bush the Elder didn't have to settle for a plastic rose from the Big Apple for Mother's Day ...

TO:  Dad, Sarah
FROM:  Caroline
RE:  Mother's Day

Well, with wedding favors like this, I'm not sure the Big Apple wouldn't be the classier choice:

   

Nothing says undying eternal love like a monogrammed cow skull!

P.S. the roses at the Big Apple are made of FEATHERS, not plastic.  Sheesh.  You must think they have NO taste!