Are you a boy or a girl?
I have a band-aid on!
My mommy says you shouldn't do that.
Wanna be my best friend?
What are you eating? Can I have some?
I'm (insert age) years old!
What's your name?
My cousin's a big kid! He's seven!
I pooped.
Let's ride bikes!
I watch PBS Kids! What do you watch?
Do you know [name of random friend from out of state]?
Add your own favorites in the comments...
hahahaha! Isn't it amazing how fast they make friends with each other too? My daughter's favorite is,
'I can spell my name, can you? If you can't I can help you'
I don't really know why she solicits tutoring lessons but she does this with every kid she meets.
Posted by: Elaine | July 10, 2009 at 01:41 AM
My 2 year old to another 2 year old he just met: " I pooped last night..."
My 4 year old, not to be out done by the 2 year old during the same first encounter: "I went to the dentist, and my teeth sparkle like diamonds. See..." (mouth opens VERY wide in this little girl's face.)
The response they received: a blank stare from the girl, and stifled giggles from the mom.
Posted by: Misty | July 28, 2009 at 08:49 PM